Anybody's Guess (October 2011 Episodes) (FCP022)
Hosted by Shambles (also known as Arthur Jaz)
Anybody's Guess #26: Mall Crawl (10-2-11) (2:09:33)
Annie and I roam around the mall, masks, jewelry, trendy, Annie wants another baby, lingerie, freaky red mannequins, sports bras, why women love shoes, awesome claw machine, I can't fake-burp, sweat pants, Angry Birds, stupid leopard-print high heels, Sheri, the smell of new rubber, a belt!, extreme motion control, games, Robert California, George Foreman grills, Community, whining, Legos in the parking lot, let me in the van, driving to Wal*Mart, Glee parody on SNL, Lady Gaga, looking at DVDs, screaming kid, cat food, George Harrison, trashy gossip magazines, Happy Gilmore's grandma died, Sheri again, back to the trashy gossip magazines, missing children posters, Borders coffee tables, sales resistance to Nook e-reader devices, meditation technique, feeding the cats.
Anybody’s Guess #27: Movie Theater Hero Wannabe (10-4-11) (41:13)
Disappointing experience at Tobin’s Pizza, Terra Nova, gas prices, Frank Edward Nora’s birthday, Slam Jam Monster Groove (Big Pean, Attribution-Noncommercial-Share Alike 3.0), returning Shannara book to library, My Best Friend is a Wookiee, George Lucas makes too many changes to Star Wars films, plans to watch all six Star Wars movies in chronological order (Phantom Menace through Return of the Jedi), technical difficulties in movie theater when I saw Crazy Stupid Love, plans to lose weight, dialogue written by George Lucas.
Anybody’s Guess #28: Sheriff John Stone, Why Don’t You Leave Me Alone? (10-6-11) (1:12:53)
Recording Monkees songs from TV onto audiocassette in 1987, The Beatles: Rock and Roll Music Volume 1, Head, A Hard Day’s Night, fast version of I Wanna Be Free, oldies radio, chicken pox on my thirteenth birthday, homemade Monkees T-shirt, Top 40, George Harrison, Living Arts class, my ad ignored by classmates, huge boom box, Beavis and Butt-head, Phil Collins gets a bad rap, dragged to a Milli Vanilli concert in 1990, missed seeing REO Speedwagon in 1991, the first CDs I ever owned, Tony’s Billboard CD collection, Turn Back the Clock, nerdy/geeky/immature, curtain call, Monkees concert in 1996, Michael Nesmith, Monkees appearance on Boy Meets World.
Anybody’s Guess #29: October Night Walk (10-9-11) (31:40)
Best songs of the ‘00s special on VH-1, text messages, Darth Bane: Path of Destruction, The Phantom Menace, meditation class, living your life intensely, Dexter, not that impressed with 2 Broke Girls, Two and a Half Men, The Office, Simpsons voice actors protesting pay cuts, nostalgia for early Simpsons v. apathy toward later Simpsons, will be getting cold out soon, editing fall festival footage, long-form audio shows on The Overnightspace Underground, the Road Runner of Bloomington, “you know.”
Anybody’s Guess #30: Phantom Follies (10-13-11) (1:18:38)
Day off from work, National Novel Writing Month (nanowrimo.org), The Star Wars Song (The Luceman and Ashley, Attribution 3.0), The Phantom Menace, Star Wars Fan (Terry Norman, Attribution-Noncommercial-No Derivative Works 3.0), opening day of The Phantom Menace in 1999, crappy bootleg for eight bucks.
Anybody’s Guess #31: Radio Free Shambles (10-15-11) (1:49:40)
She knows the routine, Getting On A Train (Girl Boy Moog, Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs), Nothing Rhymes With Window (Blasting Trout Overbite, Attribution 3.0 United States), Friday Night Sociable (Lum and Abner, 1933), Jackie’s cat impression, Stage 1, Vol. 1, Track 8 (Burnt Bacon, Right - Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 United States), Live Country Music (Tim G. Frisbee, Attribution 3.0 United States), Is Halloween Evil (ChicagoScope Podcast, Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 United States), Saturday Night (Cryo Remix) (Stocker, Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs), dream world, Montreal Burger Report Episode 72 (Montreal Burger Report, Attribution-Share Alike 2.5 Canada), Razzazza Mazzazza (Edison Concert Band, Attribution-Noncommercial-Share Alike 3.0), Heart of Glass (Daniel Lindeberg with Greta Rootstein, Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs), my default state, Ajeb Bu Das The Hay Yhe (Tenzing Womgmo, Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs), American Girls Americast #32 (Those American Girls, Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 3.0 United States), Gravity (Deirdre & Conor, Attribution 3.0 United States), Shoppers (James Patrick Kelly, Attribution-Noncommercial-No Derivative Works 3.0 United States), The Slob Was Right (Dirtman, Attribution 3.0 United States).
Anybody’s Guess #32: Ghost Novel Brainstorm (10-17-11) (30:16)
Ideas for this year’s National Novel Writing Month (nanowrimo.org) off the top of my head (i.e. ghosts, reincarnation, and other weirdy-weird stuff).
Anybody’s Guess #33: Surreptitiously, Wiseass (10-21-11) (1:22:00)
Cookout at my friend Tony’s parents’ house (recorded October 8, 2011): I’m not a cartoon character, wooing the waitress, he was the voice of reason, Cornholio, I’ve been watching that Terra Nova, show me the UFO stuff, your can of whupass has expired, siding, the laughing neighbors, selective hearing, carved my initials, big metal grain silos, but I had to make an itinerary, he even has a stereotypical name, it’s on autopilot, it’s so bad MTV won’t even play it, the stairway of penance, What the Deaf Man Heard, mannerisms and gestures, the chicken chicken joint, Eddie Haskell, there’s a tree over there, that was a good run too.
Anybody’s Guess #34: NyQuil in Shot Glasses (10-23-11) (1:58:06)
Sinus cold, feeling lousy, Annie reads The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo in six hours, Michael yells “Waaaaaaalt!” on Lost, Press Start to Rave (The Burning of Eterna City, Attribution-Noncommercial-No Derivative Works 3.0), busy work day, driving to shrink appointment, forgot umbrella, marched in a parade, Indie Day (GodMonster, Attribution 2.0 England & Wales), driving to get EKG done, parking lot bulldozed, I freak out a little, OTR Jell-O commercial, the EKG, Under the Dome, What's in a Day (Ketsa, Attribution-Noncommercial-No Derivative Works 3.0), it’s chilly out, need caffeine, Pepsi machines, Jack Benny record album, relating to life through movie references, Club Soda (The 6 Meefs, Attribution 3.0 United States), slow work day, waiting to release this episode until I get EKG results, Barnes & Noble posting on old Borders Facebook page, Funky Cold Medley, lucid dreaming, dreams I’ve had in the past, Moon in June (Chamberlain, Attribution-Noncommercial-No Derivative Works 3.0), sun is out, results of EKG, Hank Gutstop is Healthy (Vic and Sade, 6/13/40).
Anybody’s Guess #35: Surreality (10-24-11) (36:31)
Salesman pressures me to buy a Nook, much nicer weather, Trick-or-Treating, Contagion, comparisons to The Stand, creepy aspects of human nature in disaster, Kate Winslet, Laurence Fishburne, decided not to see 50/50 in the theater, Cinema Verite, Loud Family, reality TV, forgetting the camera is there, The Real World, The Surreal Life, Jersey Shore, Alexis what’s-her-name on Pretty Wild, American Idol, making fun of people on reality shows.
Anybody’s Guess #36: Tricky Treaty (10-30-11) (2:17:21)
Taking Jackie Trick-or-Treating in downtown Bloomington business district (recorded October 28, 2011): tutu, we have a lot of candy and it’s neighborly, Devin was dorking around, we dressed up like The Crow, I got to be the Fonz, you think you’re hilarious, clean on your own time, Funk’s Grove, don’t pat me on the head, sugar daddy, good old Beavis and Butt-head, Seinfeld, ow quit it, say yes if you understand, my arms aren’t long enough, her natural exuberance, we get to stand by Charlie, comedy club, we’re scaring kids, chocolate store, hey it’s an apple, would you say that you exploited yourself, Jasmine, pretty fancy makeup, keep Mommy in line, it can’t go to zero, French fries, Rocky Horror, Beck, audition to be a stock player, do you want a tall skinny pumpkin or a short fat round pumpkin, Total Eclipse of the Heart, Pocahontas, A.N.T. Farm, devil horns, Freaks.
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